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The '''2b2t Times''' was a weekly community newspaper distributed in the form of [[mapart]] on 2b2t. | The '''2b2t Times''' was a weekly community newspaper distributed in the form of [[mapart|a map art]] on 2b2t. | ||
The weekly topic for each story was selected through a democratic voting process by the Editors, and suggestions were also accepted from the broader community. The operations were managed in part through the 2b2t Times Discord server, which also serves as an archive for previous stories. | The weekly topic for each story was selected through a democratic voting process by the Editors, and suggestions were also accepted from the broader community. The operations were managed in part through the 2b2t Times Discord server, which also serves as an archive for previous stories. | ||
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==Distribution== | ==Distribution== | ||
[[File:Paperwork.png|thumb|inipart throughHQ]] | [[File:Paperwork.png|thumb|inipart throughHQ]] | ||
The 2b2t Times HQ is a giant, self-sustainable newspaper ffor previous stories.the mate and als neded for making the newspaper. It was built by [[Franknificant]] and [[Forceken]] and contained auto sugarcane farms, auto cow farms, and auto wheat farms (to feed the cows). Multiple players were tasked with distributing the mapart in large quantities across vast areas, both near and far away from spawn. You could find | The 2b2t Times HQ is a giant, self-sustainable newspaper ffor previous stories.the mate and als neded for making the newspaper. It was built by [[Franknificant]] and [[Forceken]] and contained auto sugarcane farms, auto cow farms, and auto wheat farms (to feed the cows). Multiple players were tasked with distributing the mapart in large quantities across vast areas, both near and far away from spawn. You could find parts of the newspaper almost anywhere near a major highway/road on the server, especially in the Nether. | ||
==News Issues== | ==News Issues== | ||
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====Issue 34 - Warden==== | ====Issue 34 - Warden==== | ||
A player named <span style="color:#00BB00">Atrika007</span> has been weaponizing Warden mobs at Nether spawn since the update. His goal has been to put | A player named <span style="color:#00BB00">Atrika007</span> has been weaponizing Warden mobs at Nether spawn since the update. His goal has been to put clients using (sic) PVPers in uncomfortable situations, where their clients are less useful. This has been accomplished by utilizing the Warden's spawning requirements, and it becomes an easy task to get a dozen of them in one area fairly quickly. Even if you are good at PVP, you don't want a dozen <span style="color:#006600">Wardens</span> joining a battle midfight. | ||
===Past=== | ===Past=== | ||
====Issue | ====Issue 33—+ Changes— ==== | ||
Below is a list of changes to the server since update.<sup>(sic | Below is a list of changes to the server since the update. <sup>(sic)</sup> | ||
#The | #The map art limit has been increased to ~2 billion. <ref group="news note">More precisely 2147483648</ref> | ||
#TPS<ref group="news note">Ticks Per Second</ref> is quite constant. | #TPS [news<ref group="news note">Ticks Per Second</ref> is quite constant. | ||
#Withers cannot be named with | #Withers cannot be named with name tags anymore. | ||
# | # The build limit increased to the 319 Y level. <ref group="news note">What wasn't mentioned was that the lower build limit was also lowered to Y=-64.</ref> | ||
# There is a new working elytra | # There is a new working elytra flight called "Bounce." {{cite}} | ||
#Almost 500 people were unbanned from priority Q. | #Almost 500 people were unbanned from priority. Q. | ||
#More end portals have been added to the world. | #More end portals have been added to the world. | ||
#2b2t now uses a hidden seed to stop | #2b2t now uses a hidden seed to stop coordinate exploits. | ||
====Issue 32 - Cake Cake ==== | ====Issue 32 - Cake Cake ==== | ||
On 2b2t, there are always projects going on in the community. One of these projects that has recently popped up is "Mako10301's <span style="color:#FF00FF">Cake</span> Stand" | On 2b2t, there are always projects going on in the community. One of these projects that has recently popped up is "Mako10301's <span style="color:#FF00FF">Cake</span> Stand." Mako has been baking cakes for hungry travelers and handing them out at Nether spawn for months now. While Spawn is a <span style="color:#000088">crystal</span> PvP hotspot, Mako and her friends outlast the kill-hungry PVPers, all to share the gift of cake with the world. Keep an eye on chat to see when the cake stand is open for business! | ||
====Issue 31 - Finally?! ==== | ====Issue 31 - Finally?! ==== | ||
2b2t has finally updated to 1.19.4 | 2b2t has finally updated to 1.19.4 (sic) for the 2nd time. In the 1st attempt, items were erased, and many chunks were reset. Many players were upset by this, and a player named save_g led a priority Q refund campaign. SalC1 dropped a [https://youtu.be/gIykm_s_CJs?si=IkBNA8OvCbAKiTJN video] after the 1st update, which was very critical of the new server changes. It seems like the outrage was enough to catch [[Hausemaster|the 2b2t admin's]] eye and force him to redo the update without the item deletion or chunk resets. | ||
====Issue 30 - IHop ==== | ====Issue 30 - IHop ==== | ||
Ufocrossing (sic.) is a high-ranking member of the popular [[SpawnMasons|Spawn Masons]]. He (sic.), 25 (sic.), met up with a 15-year-old girl at IHop that he knew from 2b2t. When confronted, SM Leader [[Negative_Entropy]] lied and said her parents were present but weren't. SM believes nothing was wrong and has yet to take responsibility for the potential grooming. both UFO and the girl are still members of SM as well | |||
====Issue 29 (unnamed) ==== | ====Issue 29 (unnamed) ==== | ||
Welcome back to 2b2t Times <sup>(sic.)</sup> This is a functional | Welcome back to 2b2t Times <sup>(sic.)</sup> This is a functional (sic) unbiased newspaper without sponsors or alliances. Join the Discord to vote on the following weeks' story. Thank you all for your patience. I wanted to make this comeback for a long time, and it finally happened. I, Madcherrybro, <sup>(sic.)</sup> will be the new owner. Thank you to Forceken for the info on getting this restarted and thanks to Yamez8 for the materials. | ||
====Issue 28 - 10 Rules ==== | ====Issue 28 - 10 Rules ==== | ||
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# Using lag exploits | # Using lag exploits | ||
#Talking about doxxing | #Talking about doxxing | ||
#Speaking unkindly about | #Speaking unkindly about the housemaster in chat | ||
# | #Duplicating items | ||
#Spamming chat | #Spamming chat | ||
# Using exploits to ban large amounts of players | # Using exploits to ban large amounts of players | ||
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====Issue 27 - Test Server==== | ====Issue 27 - Test Server==== | ||
2b2t admin recently opened a test server that runs on 1.18.1, on an old copy of the actual 2b2t map. The test server only allowed 100 people on at once and the server render distance was turned down very low. Even in this setting, there were issues with lag, but this could be due to choices made by the admin | The 2b2t admin recently opened a test server that runs on 1.18.1, on an old copy of the actual 2b2t map. The test server only allowed 100 people on at once, and the server render distance was turned down very low. Even in this setting, there were issues with lag, but this could be due to choices made by the admin for this test. Plans are to continue testing soon, so maybe the next test will tell us what the real chances for an update are. Server IP - test.2b2t.org. | ||
==== Issue 26 - Spawn Taxi==== | ==== Issue 26 - Spawn Taxi==== | ||
A new public service called '2Beep2t' | A new public service called '2Beep2t,' a 2b2t taxi, was created earlier this year by 'SteveEatsBread,' with the goal of helping random people. This service has evolved into a project with multiple taxi drivers. These 'taxi' drivers use boats to pick up passengers and shuttle them around Spawn. There is a Discord server that is used as the dispatch service for you to "order your taxi" as well. Check out #affiliates in our Discord for their info! | ||
====Issue 25 - Pit Fight ==== | ====Issue 25 - Pit Fight ==== | ||
Over the past 10 months an event called 'Pit Fight' has had monthly events and they give away $200 or more in prize money some months. At the most recent event, an anarchy | Over the past 10 months an event called 'Pit Fight' has had monthly events, and they give away $200 or more in prize money some months. At the most recent event, an anarchy BedWars-style build, the event got over 70 people to show up concurrently. Pit Fight is a battle royale crystal PvP tournament that continues to have a huge turnout each month. Have you been to a pit fight yet? You can check our affiliates' channel in our Discord for their info! | ||
====Issue 24 - Six Months ==== | ====Issue 24 - Six Months ==== | ||
For six months, this | For six months, this map art has brought you the news on a weekly basis. As long as you have this map, it will automatically update to the newest article. On 2b2t, however, the maps are being reset and overwritten all the time. We have been able to keep the same map ID# for six months, through several resets. We have also spread over 750,000 newspapers throughout the state! Join the Discord below to see older articles and to tell us if you like the new logo! | ||
==== Issue 23 - Farlands==== | ==== Issue 23 - Farlands==== | ||
In 2019 Fit made [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HavZVLMEuMY 2] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTH8cvx8sGg videos] about the <span style="color:#0084c8">Farlands</span> and also ended up offering a <span style="color:#90ee90">2000</span> dollar reward, which is | In 2019 Fit made [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HavZVLMEuMY 2] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTH8cvx8sGg videos] about the <span style="color:#0084c8">Farlands</span> and also ended up offering a <span style="color:#90ee90">2000</span> dollar reward, which is still unclaimed. Between the two videos, there are a few clues to the Farlands' (sic) alleged location. Firstly, there was a claim that it was more likely to be in the (-, +) quad. <ref group="news note">Southwest quadrant</ref> It was later stated that the Farlands were found using a teleport exploit, so no chunk trail. Have you tried to find them yet? | ||
==== Issue 22 - Inevitable==== | ==== Issue 22 - Inevitable==== | ||
2b2t's admin recently made a Reddit post claiming he purchased new hardware for the server, with plans of updating the server to 1.18. He even called the update ' | 2b2t's admin recently made a Reddit post claiming he purchased new hardware for the server, with plans of updating the server to 1.18. He even called the update 'inevitable.' It should be mentioned that there have been various attempts to update the server, going back to November of 2018. 1.18 on 2b2t, though? Don't get your hopes up. Hause does have plenty of rea<span style="color:#90ee90">$</span>on<span style="color:#90ee90">$</span> to manufacture new hype. | ||
====Issue 21 - 2021 ==== | ====Issue 21 - 2021 ==== | ||
Last year was another crazy one on | Last year was another crazy one on 2B2T. Below is a list of major events from 2021. | ||
- Diagonal Nether highways completed to world border | - Diagonal Nether highways completed to world border | ||
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- Books are wiped by a new plugin Hause implemented | - Books are wiped by a new plugin Hause implemented | ||
- The world edited "Imps 2" base is discovered | - The world-edited "Imps 2" base is discovered | ||
- Nocom goes public | - Nocom goes public | ||
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====Issue 2 - Infinite ==== | ====Issue 2 - Infinite ==== | ||
[[Infinity Incursion|I.I.]] leader [[BachiBachBach|Bachi]] has said that the group is going " | [[Infinity Incursion|I.I.]] leader [[BachiBachBach|Bachi]] has said that the group is going "private" after a deluge of inappropriate behavior within the group and from Bachi himself has been exposed. Accusations range from allowing doxxing to possible grooming in the I.I. Discord. Bachi was also spotted watching loli (sic.) hentai (sic.) in a stream with minors. Bachi is 21. I guess we will see if I.I. really is infinite. Stay Safe! | ||
====Issue | ====Issue 4—Jballs==== | ||
Original version: [[Jakethasnake52|Jakethasnaked52]]<sup>(sic.)</sup> is a 2b2t streamer known for showing his dick and balls on public streams with an audience of mostly children. After the most recent incident, which was the 4th similar event, | Original version: [[Jakethasnake52|Jakethasnaked52]]<sup>(sic.)</sup> is a 2b2t streamer known for showing his dick and balls on public streams with an audience of mostly children. After the most recent incident, which was the 4th similar event, he faced an angry crowd in a public Discord for hours and eventually faked hanging himself twice in an attempt to silence criticism. Later he spread fake news claiming he killed himself. He is not a stable person. <span style="color:#FF0000">Avoid Him!</span> | ||
===Counterfeit Articles=== | ===Counterfeit Articles=== | ||
These articles were not officially issued by the 2b2t Times | These articles were not officially issued by the 2b2t Times but by griefers either overriding the map ID or griefing the headquarters. | ||
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==Hiatus== | ==Hiatus== | ||
On February 5th, 2022 the 2b2t Times updated to Issue 28, covering the rules of 2b2t. The next day, [[Forceken]] logged onto 2b2t, only to find that all of his accounts had been priority banned and muted, along with all of the maps being reset. Following this, Forceken announced on the 2b2t Times Discord server that [[Hausemaster]] caused the newspaper to go on an indefinite hiatus and that the project would be shut down. The coordinates to the 2b2t Times HQ were also made public, leading to the destruction of the base and the newspaper map itself. | On February 5th, 2022, the 2b2t Times updated to Issue 28, covering the rules of 2b2t. The next day, [[Forceken]] logged onto 2b2t, only to find that all of his accounts had been priority banned and muted, along with all of the maps being reset. Following this, Forceken announced on the 2b2t Times Discord server that [[Hausemaster]] caused the newspaper to go on an indefinite hiatus and that the project would be shut down. The coordinates to the 2b2t Times HQ were also made public, leading to the destruction of the base and the newspaper map itself. | ||
On October 4th, with the headquarters rebuilt, a new issue of the newspaper was released, bringing the 2b2t Times out of hiatus. | On October 4th, with the headquarters rebuilt, a new issue of the newspaper was released, bringing the 2b2t Times out of hiatus. | ||
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| 2b2t Times | |
|---|---|
First edition of the 2b2t Times newspaper, published in August 2021 | |
| Status | Active |
| Founded | August 2021 |
| Leader | Forceken, Franknificant |
| Events | |
| Newspaper distrubution | |
The 2b2t Times was a weekly community newspaper distributed in the form of a map art on 2b2t.
The weekly topic for each story was selected through a democratic voting process by the Editors, and suggestions were also accepted from the broader community. The operations were managed in part through the 2b2t Times Discord server, which also serves as an archive for previous stories.
Distribution

The 2b2t Times HQ is a giant, self-sustainable newspaper ffor previous stories.the mate and als neded for making the newspaper. It was built by Franknificant and Forceken and contained auto sugarcane farms, auto cow farms, and auto wheat farms (to feed the cows). Multiple players were tasked with distributing the mapart in large quantities across vast areas, both near and far away from spawn. You could find parts of the newspaper almost anywhere near a major highway/road on the server, especially in the Nether.
News Issues
The formatting on the 2b2t Times newspaper has been carried over to this page, including spelling, grammar, punctuation, and text color. However, for your ease of reading, the ALL CAPS text of the newspaper has been converted to sentence case. Any errors marked with (sic.) are from the original text and should not be corrected.
Current

Issue 34 - Warden
A player named Atrika007 has been weaponizing Warden mobs at Nether spawn since the update. His goal has been to put clients using (sic) PVPers in uncomfortable situations, where their clients are less useful. This has been accomplished by utilizing the Warden's spawning requirements, and it becomes an easy task to get a dozen of them in one area fairly quickly. Even if you are good at PVP, you don't want a dozen Wardens joining a battle midfight.
Past
Issue 33—+ Changes—
Below is a list of changes to the server since the update. (sic)
- The map art limit has been increased to ~2 billion. [news note 1]
- TPS [news[news note 2] is quite constant.
- Withers cannot be named with name tags anymore.
- The build limit increased to the 319 Y level. [news note 3]
- There is a new working elytra flight called "Bounce." [citation needed]
- Almost 500 people were unbanned from priority. Q.
- More end portals have been added to the world.
- 2b2t now uses a hidden seed to stop coordinate exploits.
Issue 32 - Cake Cake
On 2b2t, there are always projects going on in the community. One of these projects that has recently popped up is "Mako10301's Cake Stand." Mako has been baking cakes for hungry travelers and handing them out at Nether spawn for months now. While Spawn is a crystal PvP hotspot, Mako and her friends outlast the kill-hungry PVPers, all to share the gift of cake with the world. Keep an eye on chat to see when the cake stand is open for business!
Issue 31 - Finally?!
2b2t has finally updated to 1.19.4 (sic) for the 2nd time. In the 1st attempt, items were erased, and many chunks were reset. Many players were upset by this, and a player named save_g led a priority Q refund campaign. SalC1 dropped a video after the 1st update, which was very critical of the new server changes. It seems like the outrage was enough to catch the 2b2t admin's eye and force him to redo the update without the item deletion or chunk resets.
Issue 30 - IHop
Ufocrossing (sic.) is a high-ranking member of the popular Spawn Masons. He (sic.), 25 (sic.), met up with a 15-year-old girl at IHop that he knew from 2b2t. When confronted, SM Leader Negative_Entropy lied and said her parents were present but weren't. SM believes nothing was wrong and has yet to take responsibility for the potential grooming. both UFO and the girl are still members of SM as well
Issue 29 (unnamed)
Welcome back to 2b2t Times (sic.) This is a functional (sic) unbiased newspaper without sponsors or alliances. Join the Discord to vote on the following weeks' story. Thank you all for your patience. I wanted to make this comeback for a long time, and it finally happened. I, Madcherrybro, (sic.) will be the new owner. Thank you to Forceken for the info on getting this restarted and thanks to Yamez8 for the materials.
Issue 28 - 10 Rules
Contrary to popular belief, 2b2t does have rules. Below is a list of things that you may be punished for on 2b2t.
- Advertising in chat
- Talking about Walden
- Using lag exploits
- Talking about doxxing
- Speaking unkindly about the housemaster in chat
- Duplicating items
- Spamming chat
- Using exploits to ban large amounts of players
- Refunding your priority Q (sic.)
- Talking about the rules and punishments in chat
Issue 27 - Test Server
The 2b2t admin recently opened a test server that runs on 1.18.1, on an old copy of the actual 2b2t map. The test server only allowed 100 people on at once, and the server render distance was turned down very low. Even in this setting, there were issues with lag, but this could be due to choices made by the admin for this test. Plans are to continue testing soon, so maybe the next test will tell us what the real chances for an update are. Server IP - test.2b2t.org.
Issue 26 - Spawn Taxi
A new public service called '2Beep2t,' a 2b2t taxi, was created earlier this year by 'SteveEatsBread,' with the goal of helping random people. This service has evolved into a project with multiple taxi drivers. These 'taxi' drivers use boats to pick up passengers and shuttle them around Spawn. There is a Discord server that is used as the dispatch service for you to "order your taxi" as well. Check out #affiliates in our Discord for their info!
Issue 25 - Pit Fight
Over the past 10 months an event called 'Pit Fight' has had monthly events, and they give away $200 or more in prize money some months. At the most recent event, an anarchy BedWars-style build, the event got over 70 people to show up concurrently. Pit Fight is a battle royale crystal PvP tournament that continues to have a huge turnout each month. Have you been to a pit fight yet? You can check our affiliates' channel in our Discord for their info!
Issue 24 - Six Months
For six months, this map art has brought you the news on a weekly basis. As long as you have this map, it will automatically update to the newest article. On 2b2t, however, the maps are being reset and overwritten all the time. We have been able to keep the same map ID# for six months, through several resets. We have also spread over 750,000 newspapers throughout the state! Join the Discord below to see older articles and to tell us if you like the new logo!
Issue 23 - Farlands
In 2019 Fit made 2 videos about the Farlands and also ended up offering a 2000 dollar reward, which is still unclaimed. Between the two videos, there are a few clues to the Farlands' (sic) alleged location. Firstly, there was a claim that it was more likely to be in the (-, +) quad. [news note 4] It was later stated that the Farlands were found using a teleport exploit, so no chunk trail. Have you tried to find them yet?
Issue 22 - Inevitable
2b2t's admin recently made a Reddit post claiming he purchased new hardware for the server, with plans of updating the server to 1.18. He even called the update 'inevitable.' It should be mentioned that there have been various attempts to update the server, going back to November of 2018. 1.18 on 2b2t, though? Don't get your hopes up. Hause does have plenty of rea$on$ to manufacture new hype.
Issue 21 - 2021
Last year was another crazy one on 2B2T. Below is a list of major events from 2021.
- Diagonal Nether highways completed to world border
- Test map launches in March in hopes of updating (RIP)
- Books are wiped by a new plugin Hause implemented
- The world-edited "Imps 2" base is discovered
- Nocom goes public
- Log4j goes public
- Tubbo, Ninja, TommyInnit, Ph1lza, Jschlatt join 2b2t
Issue 20 - Illegals
Illegal items were created years ago, and recently a group called "Zenith" found a way to bypass the plugin used to patch these items. Using this, the group spread illegal items like stacked totems around. A player named BIKMUNNI later found a dupe using illegal armor, which only works because of the plugin 2b2t uses to try and patch illegals. The dupe requires illegal armor and can only dupe armor.
Lost Articles
Issue 2 - Infinite
I.I. leader Bachi has said that the group is going "private" after a deluge of inappropriate behavior within the group and from Bachi himself has been exposed. Accusations range from allowing doxxing to possible grooming in the I.I. Discord. Bachi was also spotted watching loli (sic.) hentai (sic.) in a stream with minors. Bachi is 21. I guess we will see if I.I. really is infinite. Stay Safe!
Issue 4—Jballs
Original version: Jakethasnaked52(sic.) is a 2b2t streamer known for showing his dick and balls on public streams with an audience of mostly children. After the most recent incident, which was the 4th similar event, he faced an angry crowd in a public Discord for hours and eventually faked hanging himself twice in an attempt to silence criticism. Later he spread fake news claiming he killed himself. He is not a stable person. Avoid Him!
Counterfeit Articles
These articles were not officially issued by the 2b2t Times but by griefers either overriding the map ID or griefing the headquarters. (please expand)
Notes
Hiatus
On February 5th, 2022, the 2b2t Times updated to Issue 28, covering the rules of 2b2t. The next day, Forceken logged onto 2b2t, only to find that all of his accounts had been priority banned and muted, along with all of the maps being reset. Following this, Forceken announced on the 2b2t Times Discord server that Hausemaster caused the newspaper to go on an indefinite hiatus and that the project would be shut down. The coordinates to the 2b2t Times HQ were also made public, leading to the destruction of the base and the newspaper map itself.
On October 4th, with the headquarters rebuilt, a new issue of the newspaper was released, bringing the 2b2t Times out of hiatus.